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<i>Everyone loves me,</i>
<i>everywhere I go,</i>

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<i>the women want to kiss me,</i>

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<i>everyone wants it</i>
<i>know what my beauty looks like</i>

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<i>when I take her</i>
<i>to Blueberry Hill.</i>

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<i>I tell them life is a bowl</i>

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<i>of cherries in my 57 Coupe de Ville…</i>

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DREAM TRACKS

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EXIT

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Look at him there.

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I knew a handsome guy was going to show up
here if I had the patience to wait.

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I had to patch a tire
there on the county line.

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Why wait for a tow truck?
I'm impatient.

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You city folk,
They are always on the run.

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I can't believe it, look who it is!

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- He's back!
- Look at the guy.

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Welcome back, brother!

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I don't even know why I'm leaving.

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There's bowling, fishing...

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- And the gang in the activity!
- And the gang in the activity!

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Bosom friends!

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We love you, Ted!

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- Ted!
- Ted!

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RICK AND MORTY

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Are you still selling PVC?

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{n8}How's business going down there?

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{n8}Good enough for me
bring it back up here.

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{n8}Don't you have a spot for me?

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{n8}Son, you don't want to sell pipes.

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{n8}He just wants to get involved.

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{n8}It's good to see you again, brother.

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{n8}Do you want to split a bundle?

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{n8}Marjory is opening
See you later now?

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{n8}Yeah, her mother died
a few months ago.

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{n8}I don't think she wants to go home.

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{n8}Everyone is running away from something.

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{n8}INTERIOR DRINKS

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{n8}How is Louisa?

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{n8}She still kicks you out of bed
When do you drink?

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{ n8}Expelled.
It's better to keep drinking.

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Open the register and hand me your wallet!

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No, no, no!

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Teddy?

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{n8}Hello? There's a robbery.

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{n8}I think the guy is having
a heart attack!

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{n8}Ted, where are you going?

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{ n8} Then, the police are coming!

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Ted! Teddy!

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There's a guy dying here!

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<i>Okay, cool, shit.</i>

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<i>Looks like you learned some</i>
<i>little things about your body.</i>

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<i>I'll be blunt, Ted. You are not a</i>
<i>PVC salesman from the south of the country.</i>

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<i>You are the greatest man</i>
<i>intelligent who has already lived,</i>

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<i>and was born 400 light years away.</i>

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{ n8}<i>You're in Beloi 6E.</i>

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{ n8}<i>It's a primitive planet with music</i>
<i>good country side and snow as hell.</i>

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{ n8}<i>A bit like Earth from the 90s.</i>

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{ n8}<i>They are a hundred years away</i>
<i>from the first contact</i>

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<i>so they don't know who I am...</i>

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{ n8}<i>who you are, and that is the question.</i>

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{ n8}<i>Do you think it's fun to be a God, Ted?</i>

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{ n8}<i>Do you think the nipples</i>
<i>God, they're tough</i>

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{ n8}<i>when does he kill a fish?</i>

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{ n8}<i>That's why every summer I shoot</i>
<i>two weeks off and I come here.</i>

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{ n8}<i>I clear my brain and take it all away,</i>
<i>minus my survival technology.</i>

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TRALHAS

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{ n8}<i>I return home with peace</i>
<i>with more spirit than stupid people</i>

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{ n8}<i> they feel seeing them</i>
<i>Kevin Costner movies.</i>

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<i>So, listen, if you can see</i>
<i>that's because something went wrong,</i>

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<i>press the red button</i>
<i>to be me again.</i>

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{ n8}<i>If everything is fine,</i>
<i>press the blue button</i>

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{ n8}<i>to erase this from your memory</i>
<i>and enjoy the rest of the trip.</i>

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{ n8}<i>Alright, Morty, subject closed</i>

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<i>in “if you’ve been messing around</i>
<i>on my stops.”</i>

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<i>Let's run the scenarios</i>
<i>“Relentless Quest.”</i>

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Heard about the vacancy
of dishwasher?

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Damn, you look like a popsicle.

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You know me, right?

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I'd like to think I know.

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It is serious. How would you know?

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I'm just a guy who
appears every year.

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something does
you keep coming back here.

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Oh, relax, I have it
a surprise for you.

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I installed this later
your last visit.

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It's cool.

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I didn't have much opportunity to use it.

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Thanks for providing.
Your company goes well.

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Do you still have that
Spare room at the back?

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I don't want to sleep in the trailer.

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It won't.

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I won't...

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FIRST AID

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<i>Look, it looks like you</i>
<i>see this hologram</i>

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<i>because you ignored the instructions</i>
<i>from the last hologram.</i>

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<i>- I don't know why</i>
<i>- In that case,</i>

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<i>- this happened.</i>
<i>- you would have kicked the bucket.</i>

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<i>- If you are seeing this hologram,</i>
<i>- the hologram that is</i>

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<i>- it's because you ignored it</i>
<i>- running now.</i>

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<i>So just to give you a touch,</i>

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<i>you're not a real person,</i>

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<i>you are me.</i>

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<i>You're destroying</i>
<i>permanently your vacation spot</i>

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<i>and that hurts me.</i>

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<i>And we're hurting each other a lot,</i>

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<i>to be honest...</i>

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Ted, one of these days, you have
to come here in July.

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I caught a spearfish
last summer.

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It almost reached my neck.

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- Stop lying to the guy!
- There are no fish in this lake...

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In fact, I thought about staying this year.

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See the thaw.

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Really, Teddy? Will you stay?

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And how is your company?

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It doesn't seem real.

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It's as if...
I was pretending

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I'm going somewhere
place when I leave,

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but I think I only exist
when I'm here.

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As if this were, literally,

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the only place where
I'm truly alive.

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Does this make sense?

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Give me a little tip
that's what you smoked.

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You're kidding!

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<i>- Hello, Rick? Rick?</i>
- Who's talking?

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<i>Listen, I'm going to get screwed</i>
<i>beautiful because of it.</i>

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How are you calling
for my leg?

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<i>I wasn't supposed to use the teleleg,</i>

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<i>but I need
let you enter the egg.</i>

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<i>Don't fight with yourself, okay?</i>

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<i>I just want to take you home</i>
<i>before something worse happens.</i>

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Nothing is worse than finding out
that I am a character

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that the broken-in interprets.

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A disguise he uses to...

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<i>He doesn't need you alive
to bring you home.</i>

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It's not my house! I'm not him!

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<i>Yes it is. Look, I agree with you.</i>
<i>He can be a bit of an asshole,</i>

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<i>but, I don't know, that's the way it is.</i>

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No! Help! Help!

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<i>Listen, you can turn off the teleleg.</i>

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<i>I will never have peace again</i>
<i>in life if the teleleg disappears.</i>

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<i>Hello? Hello?</i>

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No, no, no!

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Ted, are you okay?

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- Thanks.
- What's this business, Ted?

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I'm not who you think.

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Is that your spaceship?

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Spaceship?

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It's his.

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I'm the vacation version of him.

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I don't know him
and I don't even want to know,

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but that cuckold
is coming after me

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and I don't intend to let him win.

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For mercy,
Do you have any idea what you're asking for?

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I wouldn't ask if I had
any other way.

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Janice, Mary, I'll ask
for you to leave.

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Let's close early.

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Like this?

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We only played three rounds!

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Thanks.

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It can only be a joke.

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Nobody takes me seriously.
Janice will see...

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Promise me that you
Won't you come back here today?

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You've always been dramatic.

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Promise.

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Look, just don't die in my bowling.

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Are you listening?

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Holy God.

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How are you doing there, Bowser?

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All ready.

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The sprinklers, Antonio?

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I'm taking care of it! Mikezinho?

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Cool, Mikezão.

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Now!

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We need the sprinklers, Antonio!

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It's not working!

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There are many!

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Roast them!

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Mike!

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Follow me, you stupid drone!

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Teddy, let go!

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Show! Beer time!

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Suck me, you self-centered asshole!

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Who is not a person
for real now, huh?

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Marjorie! Why did you come back?

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I told you not to come back.

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You know me.

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I'm a stubborn old bitch.

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I couldn't leave.

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- My Jesus.
- I'm very sorry.

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Where are you going, Teddy?

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- Ted...
- He thought he could come here

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and destroy me,
So I'm going there to destroy him!

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And how will we help?

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You help by leaving.

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We can't protect you.
You can't protect anyone!

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We won't let
Marjorie dies in vain.

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Yeah, he could be
an evil son of a bitch,

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but you have us!

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Wherever you go, we go!

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I found you, son of a bitch!

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<i>One fine day a stranger arrived</i>

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<i>in the city of Água Fria.</i>

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<i>I hardly spoke to the group,</i>

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<i>I didn't have much to say.</i>

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<i>No one dared to ask</i>
<i>what he wanted,</i>

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<i>no one dared</i>
<i>make a mistake.</i>

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<i>The stranger there between them</i>
<i>he had a pistol on his hip.</i>

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<i>A pistol on the hip...</i>

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How long haven't you flown, Mike?

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I've never ridden anything like this.

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Everything will be fine.

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<i>Louisa, let's see each other again.</i>

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Thrusters ready.
Navigation system ready.

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Mikezão, on my signal.

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Starting at three, two, one.

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Increase the pressure.

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He stopped responding.

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We have to go back.

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Can't go back.

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Don't let her dismount.

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Equalizing now.

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Almost leaving orbit.

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Safe. Safe..

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Do you see this?

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It's incredible!

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That was the easy part.

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Hold your dicks.

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<i>Okay, if you're seeing this,</i>

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<i>it's clear that holograms</i>
<i>not working...</i>

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Let's get him, gang!

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<i>Forcing deactivation of vacation mode.</i>

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Whatever you
are doing here,

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They broke the garbage disposal.

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Turn that thing off, or I'll fry it.

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Dad, can you cancel?
the “Bitter Nightmare” here?

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My God, are you his daughter?

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It's unbelievable that I still haven't
permission to buy alcohol.

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Overlay code
from the garage, Charlie-seven-alpha.

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Finish her, Mike.

238
00:14:18,276 --> 00:14:19,570
Wait, don't hurt her.

239
00:14:19,853 --> 00:14:21,090
Damn, you're back.

240
00:14:22,124 --> 00:14:24,816
Wait. Are you still Rick Férias?

241
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:26,234
Please tell me that you
He has the teleleg!

242
00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:29,335
This bunch of troublemakers
made a hole in my roof.

243
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,800
I'm going back to the pool.

244
00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:33,594
There, partner,
Did you make it home?

245
00:14:33,595 --> 00:14:35,855
and brought his friends.

246
00:14:35,856 --> 00:14:37,326
-Ted.
- Safe.

247
00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:38,370
They didn't ask for it.

248
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:39,412
Don't even talk to me.

249
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,791
Someone better fix it
crusher. There are fish bones there.

250
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:45,616
That’s why it’s called “shredder”.

251
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:48,846
It was your voice in my teleleg.

252
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:49,924
Are you his friend?

253
00:14:49,925 --> 00:14:53,350
More or less.
I am your grandson.

254
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,322
Yeah, it looks like we're going
stay here for a while, right?

255
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,444
Where's the fucking red button?

256
00:15:00,752 --> 00:15:03,082
I'm the hologram guy.

257
00:15:03,705 --> 00:15:05,302
- Garage?
- <i>Yes.</i>

258
00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:07,202
Are you listening to me?

259
00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:09,150
Where is this guy
keep the tools?

260
00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:12,918
Beloved Father.

261
00:15:12,919 --> 00:15:14,379
There, Teddy.

262
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,710
Since you are going to build
astronaut parades...

263
00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:19,017
BOLUXO

264
00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:28,210
I'll get another cachaça.

265
00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:29,295
Relax there, Ted.

266
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,287
We were winning
from you before that too.

267
00:15:31,287 --> 00:15:32,245
Give me another jar.

268
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:34,233
Of course. Are you with the
jecas with robot arms?

269
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,318
What did you call me?

270
00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:37,071
I thought it was an assumed move.

271
00:15:37,072 --> 00:15:38,806
I'll make it interesting, Teddy.

272
00:15:44,594 --> 00:15:45,715
Now it's gone.

273
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:47,848
This <i>spare</i>nobody can do.

274
00:15:49,036 --> 00:15:52,057
Guys, I'm going to have to
ask you to leave.

275
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,110
What are you doing here?

276
00:15:55,111 --> 00:15:56,368
Beth made pancakes.

277
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:58,422
- I'm busy.
- Are you wearing his clothes now?

278
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:00,087
It has pockets. It is not a symbol.

279
00:16:00,088 --> 00:16:02,115
Teddy, you know what would be cool?

280
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:04,493
If I had laser eyes

281
00:16:04,726 --> 00:16:05,865
or, beauty,

282
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:08,721
one laser eye and the other
sees through clothes.

283
00:16:09,741 --> 00:16:11,115
What the fuck is this?

284
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:12,334
Just come in.

285
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,177
I'm watching our bowling.

286
00:16:16,178 --> 00:16:17,318
Let's go home.

287
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:19,637
So we won?
Did we defeat this guy?

288
00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:20,694
Of course.

289
00:16:20,695 --> 00:16:23,425
- Okay, I'll take some souvenirs.
- It closed. We did it, guys.

290
00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:27,999
And you will give me lasers
when we get home?!

291
00:16:29,943 --> 00:16:32,030
Do you want me to stay
Do I look at your things?

292
00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:35,003
Sell ​​if you want. Buy some
Nice move for Louisa.

293
00:16:41,925 --> 00:16:43,466
He seems pretty normal to me.

294
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:44,713
Talk to him then.

295
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,030
- Father!
- My God!

296
00:16:47,778 --> 00:16:49,639
He's still Ted, apparently.

297
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,105
And is there a difference?

298
00:16:58,357 --> 00:16:59,749
See what I'm talking about?

299
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,317
I won't stay
if I can't swim.

300
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:15,634
<i>Sometimes I don't know where</i>
<i>this filthy road is taking me.</i>

301
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:21,728
<i>Sometimes I don't even know why.</i>

302
00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:25,342
<i>But I think I'll keep betting,</i>

303
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:28,194
<i>lots of cachaça and lots of walking.</i>

304
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:34,767
<i>It's easier than just staying</i>
<i>waiting to die.</i>

305
00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:36,728
L-MART
GRAND OPENING

306
00:18:01,608 --> 00:18:02,878
Look who's back.

307
00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:05,257
I came to toast in memory of Marjorie.

308
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,579
Marjorie is there.

309
00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:09,120
This is Mikezinho.

310
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,301
Jesus Christ!

311
00:18:10,302 --> 00:18:12,596
He was crossed by
robotic arm itself.

312
00:18:12,597 --> 00:18:13,682
- My son.
- Shit.

313
00:18:13,683 --> 00:18:14,810
He was drunk.

314
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:16,709
I think there was some
something in his eye.

315
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,936
I didn't want that
happen, guys.

316
00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:21,981
It was just cool to take a vacation
with stupid people.

317
00:18:21,982 --> 00:18:23,396
You did it!

318
00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:26,596
You imposter outsider
fucking idiot...

319
00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:35,745
LOW PORTAL FLUID

320
00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:42,585
Morty...

321
00:18:42,585 --> 00:18:44,679
- We're in the middle of the game.
- Mo... Mo... Mo... Morty,

322
00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:46,338
Grandpa needs you.

323
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:47,923
Grandpa needs you, Morty.

324
00:18:47,924 --> 00:18:51,078
- Come on, let's go... It'll be quick.
- Okay, Rick. I mean, Ted.

325
00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:53,262
What... What do we call him now?

326
00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:55,222
Damn, this is very dangerous.

327
00:18:55,223 --> 00:18:58,476
It's empty. I don't know how to
We can do more, Morty.

328
00:18:58,477 --> 00:19:00,074
We need more.

329
00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:01,937
Perfect. The only time
that I was winning.

330
00:19:01,938 --> 00:19:04,839
Can you take your grandfather back?
To the garage, please, Morty?

331
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,942
This family dynamic is worrying.

332
00:19:06,943 --> 00:19:08,360
Everyone knows that, right?

333
00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:09,968
- We can discuss this later
- No!

334
00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:11,213
to take this thing away from your father.

335
00:19:11,646 --> 00:19:13,642
Do you want to know?
You know what, Morty?

336
00:19:14,075 --> 00:19:15,837
I will never go back there again.

337
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:17,453
Ridiculous bowling.

338
00:19:17,454 --> 00:19:20,332
Pin-knocking imbeciles.
That stupid trophy crap.

339
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,291
There, wait, no, you don't
Do you want to save something?

340
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,422
You look so happy.

341
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,722
- No, no, no, no!
- It's rubbish now Morty. Let go.

342
00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:34,219
Sorry,
I tried to crush you, Morty.

343
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,929
You're a nice boy.

344
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,765
He's a good boy.

345
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:40,392
You should have your grandfather, not this.

346
00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:42,569
I'm too dumb, Morty.

347
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:43,956
Dumb Ted.

348
00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:46,438
If I were just a little
smarter,

349
00:19:46,439 --> 00:19:49,514
I could have turned on and been happy.

350
00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:52,718
I'm going to press the button, Morty.
I will do this for you.

351
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,651
If it makes you feel better.

352
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,541
He...

353
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:59,221
- Is he better at this?
- Rick?

354
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:01,497
It's...

355
00:20:01,498 --> 00:20:03,586
Yes, yes it is. You are.

356
00:20:03,587 --> 00:20:05,791
No... Don't bullshit me, Morty.

357
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:08,962
No, you are very smart,
very important.

358
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:11,256
You have a great family and...

359
00:20:11,257 --> 00:20:12,966
and many friends.

360
00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:15,278
You are very happy.

361
00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:18,133
And we love you very much.

362
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,193
Screw this!

363
00:20:28,029 --> 00:20:30,031
No... It didn't work?

364
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,770
No...

365
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,705
It worked, yes.

366
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:49,546
<i>I get stuck on the pages.</i>

367
00:20:52,569 --> 00:20:55,334
<i>You keep trying to turn around.</i>

368
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:02,072
<i>Looks like I'm in it</i>
<i>same page for centuries.</i>

369
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:08,072
<i>Will I learn?</i>

370
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,907
We always knew you
like a tourist on our little island,

371
00:21:19,908 --> 00:21:22,806
but now we will know
you as part of our family.

372
00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:24,616
I love you, Sallpock.

373
00:21:25,129 --> 00:21:26,540
<i>Mush mush molak.</i>

374
00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:28,993
I didn't think it was
the type of man...

375
00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:31,493
Sorry. I...

376
00:21:31,494 --> 00:21:33,359
We love you, Sallpock.

377
00:21:34,354 --> 00:21:36,549
If anyone has any objections,

378
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:39,639
Speak now or forever remain silent.

379
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,813
I have objection!

380
00:21:40,814 --> 00:21:41,999
- Is this serious? Like this?
- Who is this person?

381
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,264
Isn't it better to let it go?
He's not in danger.

382
00:21:44,265 --> 00:21:46,268
I've never seen these people before in my life!

383
00:21:46,269 --> 00:21:49,310
Okay, Grandpa Rick, let's go.
The holidays are over.

384
00:21:49,311 --> 00:21:51,749
I'm not on vacation. This is my home!

385
00:21:53,252 --> 00:21:54,956
No, no, no. Let me go. Punch...

386
00:21:55,746 --> 00:21:57,153
Done. For the egg.

387
00:21:57,154 --> 00:21:58,321
It's okay...

388
00:21:58,322 --> 00:22:01,663
He is an alien who removes the
his intelligence to catch the natives.

389
00:22:01,664 --> 00:22:04,569
He likes that you are simple.
He doesn't want to be known.

390
00:22:04,569 --> 00:22:06,569
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391
00:22:06,569 --> 00:22:08,569
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